Lessons in Logic...

Lessons in Logic:-

If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity........................................................................ I was born intelligent -education ruined me.........................................................................Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice? ........................................................................If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?........................................................................ Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.........................................................................How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ........................................................................Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa......................................................................... One should love animals.They are so tasty.........................................................................Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ........................................................................Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife......................................................................... The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.........................................................................Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives. ........................................................................Never put off the work till tomorrowwhat you can put off today......................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep........................................................................There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning........................................................................"Hard work never killed anybody"But why take the risk ........................................................................"Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours........................................................................ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.........................................................................The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you knowSo.. why learn.........................................................................A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say........